pikkutiikeri asked: Alright, funny guy. You complete this:
If I was a woman for a day...
If I was a woman for a day...
Going through old school photos. Letting my dad cut my hair may not have been the wisest choice.
Day One - Favourite Song Picking a favourite song...
30 day challenge
pikkutiikeri: Oh goddd… You know I’m a sucker for this shit. I have to join you. When do we start? Anyone else wanna get in the action as well? hobbitnotes: Run into this 30 day challenge thing so I thought I’ll give it a go. Wouldn’t be surprised tough if I forget to do this at some point… 30 day challenge Day 01 — Your favorite song Day 02 — Your favorite movie Day 03 — Your favorite...
Dear Internet, Stop being retarded. Respectfully, Me
You guys…I hate to tell you, but..I won’t be going to Chicago. I know. If you have to cancel it, I understand.
Just keep following me. That was enough in my day. You kids today are so bloody spoiled. Don’t be so fucking greedy. #FF
So I’m watching this cartoon with 3 and a dude was totally just beheaded. Poor choice?
It’s too bad I don’t make poop jokes. I just had a doozy.
I just think there should be a Girls of Twitter/Tumblr calendar. That’s all I’m sayin’.
We have a real dog. But he doesn’t talk. Only the movie one.– 3
Yeah. It’s awesome. I’m like the parapalegic who’s won the opportunity to walk on the moon.
I’m ready for breakfast now. Anyone? Anyone? No? Fine. Keep making your iPad jokes. I’ll make it myself.
Twitter, you craaazy.
Since I’ll be on the road for February, 3 is trying to fit a month’s worth of annoying into the next 4 days.
Also, I had a really funny tweet in mind, but forgot what it was before I could get to the Internet. *mournful trumpet*
I love watching a bunch of white rednecks cheer on UFC fighter Amir Sadallah. It warms the cockles of my heart.
I now feel embarrassed about my iPhone joke this morning. That was soooo 2009.
H: Can you turn the tv on.
H: It's too quiet in here.
1. Other than the odd sip of beer or wine as I was growing up, I never drank alcohol until I was 24 years old. 2. One of the most disturbing things I ever saw as a kid was a teenager who had just been hit by a car while riding his bike. I was delivering newspapers and came upon the scene just after it happened. He was covered in blood. It was gross. I hadn’t thought about it in a...
The nice thing about the iPhone is that it has made one-handed typing a lot more convenient.
Ever notice Jack Bauer doesn’t eat, drink or shit on 24? This season’s shocking revelation: Robot.
25 things, huh? Sounds like a lot of work. On the fence.
Write one leaf about malarkey.
(via writeoneleaf) When I hear “malarkey”, I immediately think of Sgt. Donald Malarkey, as portrayed by Scott Grimes in Band of Brothers, the undisputed best WWII movie/series ever. Undisputed!
How to make laundry fun in one easy step: Do something else and call it “laundry”.
Waking up is hard to do.
feelgoodhits: Faith No More - Midlife Crisis ...
Buffet style meals, every meal, for a month. What could possibly go wrong?
Masturbating in a car while parked in a residential area is probably not a good idea, right? Asking for an imaginary friend.
Oh hai, signal from my bladder. I was wondering when you were going to show up.
Dear The Cure, It’s Saturday and I’m still in love. Now what? Respectfully, Me