According to @jock4twenty on Twitter, this is the first Google image returned when you query “hallucinatory”.
Coincidently, hallucinatory is how I feel as I am running on 4 hours sleep and half a bagel.
Also, this picture is highly illogical.
howtoshipyourdeadcathome: Yes.
dresspants: Know what else stays not in Egypt? The contents of my wallet.
aerissa: Fathead.
In a car, in the dark, in the rain, headed for the border.
Does what you’re doing right now sound like the opening of a suspenseful novel?
I’m only ‘mostly’ dead. There’s a difference.
So that when Captain America loses his shield, he has a weapon of blunt force trauma opportunity to hurl with surgical precision at his enemies.
Obviously.
