December 2010
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The Gift of Garbage
If there’s one thing I hate about the holidays, it’s receiving gifts that you neither want, nor need. It’s a complete waste. I would much rather receive nothing than something I’ll never use. Seriously, if you don’t know me well enough to have an idea what I would actually want or could use, why bother? In the reverse, I hate feeling this “obligation”...
Should I be worried?
I had Chinese food the other night, and as is customary, following the meal I cracked open my fortune cookie to gain a little wisdom and insight into my future.
It was empty.
Be honest with me Tumblr.
How screwed am I?
nikiwithissues-deactivated20110 asked: Dr Doom vs Magneto?
i'm not sleeping: 10 reasons why morning shows... →
designbuff:
So I’ve been sick for the last week, stuck in bed with the tv playing random shows because I was too sick to bother finding the remote or a different channel. Today, my husband put the news on and left for work. What comes on after the news? Morning shows. Ugh! Why are they still on television?
1. They reiterate the stuff you just saw on the
Reblog, because this is hilarious.
nikiwithissues-deactivated20110 asked: Dr Doom vs Magneto?
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Watch these hillbillies absolutely crush the dance floor.
I’m at the point where I’m completely caught up on Tumblr and I need to decide whether I should:
A) Go do something.
or
B) Hit refresh repeatedly (and make posts like this one).
Yes…..I’m being spammy. I’ve been drinking, FFS.
CLCoolJ: Co-workers Love Cool James
Boss: Hey, did you see my new tattoo? (shows Chinese script tattoo)
James: Oh yeah.
Boss: It says [some sentiment regarding his son].
James: I didn't know you were Chinese.
Boss: (befuddled) I'm not.....
James: Oh. So why did you get it in Chinese then? Do you only want Chinese people to know you love your son?
Boss: .....
James: ....
Boss: Fuck off.
These "10 Things I Learned In '10" lists.....
I have yet to see:
#. idsploder is AWESOME!
It’s like you guys haven’t even been paying attention.
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laughingsquid:
Time Lapse of December 2010 Northeast Blizzard
Cool.
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Re: The Prisoner
lafix said: You’re totally his bitch.
Meh. It’s company. I’m trying to be nice.
And silently weeping.
Me: What do you want to watch? I just got Inception. On BluRay. It's really good.
Him: Umm...how about something on Netflix. That Jackie Chan movie. The Prisoner.
Me: ...
Now watching The Prisoner.
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Truthiness
snafubar:
I’m a big fan of Kelly Clarkson.
Now, if you have any questions, go ahead and ASK
Weird.
I didn’t do a Truthful Tuesday post yesterday.
But I thought about it.
I even knew what it was going to be.
I was going to reveal that I like Kelly Clarkson.
I totally Final Destination’d snafubar.
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The Old.....It Burns!
A special thanks to pikkutiikeri, aerissa, ianbrooks, nolagrrlnyc and penbleth.
I appreciate the words. :)
Suit w/ Sneakers: "What I've Learned" 30 Years Old... →
suitwithsneakers:
The most valuable lesson my family ever taught me was that love is never unconditional. The realization that I did not have to love the people I was supposed to opened up the possibility that I could wholly love those who did deserve it…
My mom is my best friend. When she acts like…
Eugene followed his bliss. I admire him for that. This is long, but worth reading. ...
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dresspants replied to your post: Sushi
I like how good I feel after I eat sushie. Like I did something good for my body. As opposed to eating a cheeseburger as big as my face. Although that’s nice too, now that I think about it. Being an omnivore is awesome.
Know how I feel after I eat sushi?
Hungry.
OMNIVORE!
And...
….chopsticks?
Don’t get me started.
Sushi
Seriously, guys? I don’t get it. I’ve tried sushi, and about the most I can say is I didn’t hate it. So I have a hard time understanding this sushi craze that is sweeping the globe.
I think people like that it’s pretty and trendy. Like Starbucks. Cool people eat sushi.
I live in a small, blue collar city. Two years ago, you would probably be hard pressed to find...
pikkutiikeri asked: So, uh. What's the story behind IDsploder? Why that name? What does it mean?
They say curiousity killed the cat, but I'm going to take a risk.
They say curiousity killed the cat, but I'm going to take a risk.
pikkutiikeri asked: So, uh. What's the story behind IDsploder? Why that name? What does it mean?
They say curiousity killed the cat, but I'm going to take a risk.
They say curiousity killed the cat, but I'm going to take a risk.
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On Spider-man: Turn Off The Dark
With only a few shows in, I think it has already garnered itself a footnote in the history of Broadway.
But I think I know how to fix it.
They need to embrace their troubles.
They need to replace their current cast with the boys from Jackass.
HUGE. SUCCESS.
reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
Isn’t that the whole point of the ask box?