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Batman 3 to be released in theaters July 20, 2012 →
comicbooks: With Batman 3 on the docket, summer 2012 is shaping up to be one of the greater geek movie seasons. Marvel’s “The Avengers” is slated to come out May 4, board game adaptation “Battleship” leaves port May 25, the “Star Trek” sequel beams up June 29, and the rebooted “Spider-Man” swings into theaters on July 3. A Battleship boardgame adaptation? For fucks sake, Hollywood, I...
If I could figure out how to weaponize my dog’s urine, I could probably make a fortune on the blackmarket. It already kills the shit out of my lawn.
Remember the game "Pitfall!" on the Atari 2600?
anarchyandscotch: Where you’d control Pitfall Harry and help him swing across tar pits and lakes and alligators and stuff? And there were these little underground caverns that would advance you several screens? And sometimes in the caverns there would be this scorpion you’d have to jump over if you wanted to make it to the other side of the screen? Fuck that scorpion. Argh! That damn...
City and Colour with Teagan and Sara playing in Toronto the night of August 28th, the same weekend I might be there for the Fan eXpo. Anyone wanna go?
A show from the last decade that is no longer on,...
btothed: I will not list Felicity, because that was a solidly written show, and I’m *not* ashamed of that one. Mine was Men in Trees on ABC. Fuck. Pardon me. I need to walk outside and pick a fight with a complete stranger to regain some guy points. REBLOG WITH YOURS … and GO! North Shore.
Well, at least I only had 430 posts to catch up on. Yeesh. Work is seriously interfering with my ability to stay current on what 8th grade you would think of present day you. I may have to quit. Now I’m off to read the posts y’all made while I was reading 430 posts.
CLEVERer: Dear Natalie Portman... →
moegreeb: Dear Natalie Portman, You don’t know me but I’m kind of a big deal. My name is Sam and I’m fucking amazing. So are you. You’re a Princess. A Princess wrapped inside an Angel wrapped inside ANOTHER Angel! You make rainbows cry, you’re so beautiful. The only difference between you and the Mona Lisa is that the Mona Lisa looks like a piece of shit…. You can’t be made in God’s image...
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In a motel room in the armpit of the country. Have another beer? Don’t mind if I do.
Anarchy & Scotch: Any time of the year that it's... →
Last night, my wife was watching You’ve Got Mail while I did work on my laptop. I kept an ear on the TV (I have to admit I like all the Godfather references). At the beginning of the movie, Tom Hanks is babbling on about autumn in New York and I suddenly wished it was fall. I’m not really like… What he said.
You guys are weird.
moegreeb: I love you for it. You should all come to my place. It’d be awesome. Hear that, Internet? Next tweetup is at moegreeb’s place. I hear it’s an open bar too. Sweet!
How come nobody ever wants to sex me ‘down’? I’m open-minded. I’m willing to try new things.
When you lose the ability to be funny on Twitter, are your other social media skills heightened?