June 2010
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Take Me To The Riot - Stars
(via clashbunny)
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I probably won't be around much in the next couple...
….so if you post something you think I might really enjoy, shove a dispatch up my askhole. I’ll check it out when I get a chance and heart the shit out of that motherfucker.
I wish...
…Tumblr had a timestamp on the posts in your dashboard so you had some clue as to how far you still have to scroll back.
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Are you fucking serious?
I was sitting at a table with some colleagues today and one of them lamented that they were missing Two and a Half Men. Another said, “Oh yeah, me too.” The third added to the conversation by adding, “That’s my favourite show!”
I didn’t say anything, because I didn’t want to be that guy who mocks someone else’s choice of entertainment...
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Reblog with the last album you *purchased*
Great Northern - Remind Me Where The Light Is
So wait.....
…..let me get this straight.
Today was Father’s Day?
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For those keeping track at home...
…I’m still watching it. Ugh.
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I should be going to sleep right now....
…but I’m watching 13 Going On 30 instead.
This is why I don’t have a television in the bedroom at home.
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I just invented a new workout.
It’s called the “shake the fucking shit out of this fucking water bottle because the fucking Crystal Light singles packet won’t fucking dissolve properly” workout.
Patent pending.
#FF @yourheart @yourdreams @theleader @therules @thedirections @theyellowbrickroad
A Conversation About Dinner Plans
P: C is running a little behind due to work (or so he says), so he hasn't picked me up yet. I would assume close to 6 with traffic that we get to you.
Me: Why is C such a bitch?
P: Science has been trying to answer that one for years. They think it is partly genetics and partly due to his enormous Vagina.
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I find it hard to be in close proximity of salty nuts without shoving them in my mouth.
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Regarding my GPOY
It’s kinda weird that my hotel room has a brick wall. I feel like I should be doing some stand-up comedy. Like at the Improv.
“What is the deal…with coffee cups…that double as hats?!”
Maybe not.
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Something really stinks in here...
…and I don’t know if it’s me or the desk chair I’m sitting in in this hotel room. And to be honest….I kinda hope it’s me.
***shudder***
pikkutiikeri asked: But of course the good people of Tumblr want to learn everything about you. Let's start with these:
1. How big is your bed?
2. What was the last thing you ate?
3. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
4. Have you ever cried over a girl (or boy)?
5. Right-handed or left-handed?
6. How long did you sleep last night?
7. What...
1. How big is your bed?
2. What was the last thing you ate?
3. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
4. Have you ever cried over a girl (or boy)?
5. Right-handed or left-handed?
6. How long did you sleep last night?
7. What...
Truthful Tuesday →
I have no idea what truths about myself would be of any real interest to anyone. If, however, you do have a burning question, please ask.
