I hate bruised apples, so it’s handy that the ones I just bought just bounced across the floor in 12 different directions.
If you would like to donate funds towards buying me a smartphone, in the future I can share pictures with you such as the blonde I just saw at the supermarket with her (cl)ass hanging out of her shorts. Sincerely, Me
Owwwww! What the hell did I eat? Steel wool?
The Pro Animated Short →
Based on the comic by Garth Ennis, Amanda Conner and Jimmy Palmiotti. It’s pretty dirty, crass, rude and offensive. You guys will love it.
SDCC Thor Trailer →
Now. Want to watch this now.
You don’t have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop...– Ray Bradbury (via chrishaley)
I’m wearing shorts right now.
We’ve always wanted something to yell and jump up and down about, and war is...– Ray Bradbury, being interviewed by Mike Wallace on the Walter Cronkite show on the evening of the first moon landing (via chrishaley)
I swear to God....
…..if I have to see Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Claudia Schiffer frolicking around in staged photographic bliss one more time I’m going to burn this motherfucker down.
If loving you is crazy, then I’m Gary fucking Busey.
All hot and wet. Barbequeing in the rain.
Sometimes I just like to ride the train and play the harmonica. NO HOBO.
Really, Tumblr? Really?
You’re going to start working again NOW? Really? Now that I have to leave. Really? Now that I just wasted an afternoon with unfettered Internet access and no kid. Really?
anarchyandscotch replied to your post: It’s 3 parts whiskey to 1 part Coke, right? Depends on the whiskey, friend. If you’re mixing it with Coke, I trust it must be mixed. Fear not. It wasn’t Scotch whiskey. I would never drink that any way but neat. It was Forty Creek Canadian Rye Whiskey. We tend to mix it, though I have had it straight before as well.
Yes, it’s a mistake. I know it’s a mistake but there are certain things in life...– from “How I Met Your Mother” Ha. True. (via pigtailsandcombatboots)
It’s 3 parts whiskey to 1 part Coke, right?
I just got emailed a picture that made me very...
aerissa: I won’t say from who, or what it was a picture of, but I will say this; Well hello, MegaSexy. How you doin’? *wink idsploder: Okay, Tumblr. I just want us to be clear, here. If YOU would like to send ME sexy pictures of yourself, I’m completely cool with that. No, really. I don’t mind.
quaintgeek: New Tron Legacy trailer shown at SDCC.
fitzlikeaglove: Tears of a Clown (Action Jackson...
aerissa asked: What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis?
ianbrooks asked: Dude.