August 2010
July 2010
I hate bruised apples, so it’s handy that the ones I just bought just bounced across the floor in 12 different directions.
Dear Tumblr,
If you would like to donate funds towards buying me a smartphone, in the future I can share pictures with you such as the blonde I just saw at the supermarket with her (cl)ass hanging out of her shorts.
Sincerely,
Me
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Owwwww! What the hell did I eat? Steel wool?
The Pro Animated Short →
Based on the comic by Garth Ennis, Amanda Conner and Jimmy Palmiotti.
It’s pretty dirty, crass, rude and offensive.
You guys will love it.
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SDCC Thor Trailer →
Now. Want to watch this now.
“You don’t have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop...”
– Ray Bradbury (via chrishaley)
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Canadian superhero.
Truthful Tuesday
I’m wearing shorts right now.
“We’ve always wanted something to yell and jump up and down about, and war is...”
– Ray Bradbury, being interviewed by Mike Wallace on the Walter Cronkite show on the evening of the first moon landing (via chrishaley)
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I swear to God....
…..if I have to see Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Claudia Schiffer frolicking around in staged photographic bliss one more time I’m going to burn this motherfucker down.
If loving you is crazy, then I’m Gary fucking Busey.
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All hot and wet. Barbequeing in the rain.
Sometimes I just like to ride the train and play the harmonica. NO HOBO.
Really, Tumblr? Really?
You’re going to start working again NOW? Really?
Now that I have to leave. Really?
Now that I just wasted an afternoon with unfettered Internet access and no kid.
Really?
anarchyandscotch replied to your post: It’s 3 parts whiskey to 1 part Coke, right? Depends on the whiskey, friend. If you’re mixing it with Coke, I trust it must be mixed.
Fear not. It wasn’t Scotch whiskey. I would never drink that any way but neat. It was Forty Creek Canadian Rye Whiskey. We tend to mix it, though I have had it straight before as well.
“Yes, it’s a mistake. I know it’s a mistake but there are certain things in life...”
– from “How I Met Your Mother”
Ha. True.
(via pigtailsandcombatboots)
It’s 3 parts whiskey to 1 part Coke, right?
I just got emailed a picture that made me very...
aerissa:
I won’t say from who, or what it was a picture of, but I will say this;
Well hello, MegaSexy. How you doin’? *wink
idsploder: Okay, Tumblr. I just want us to be clear, here. If YOU would like to send ME sexy pictures of yourself, I’m completely cool with that.
No, really. I don’t mind.
Watchquaintgeek:
New Tron Legacy trailer shown at SDCC.
fitzlikeaglove:
Tears of a Clown (Action Jackson...
aerissa asked: What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis?
ianbrooks asked: Dude.
..........Dude.
..........Dude.
