September 2010
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“Note to younger readers: A “video store” was a terrible place you used to have...”
– Chris Sims, at Heavy.com. (via thewhitesoftheireyes) (via chrishaley)
Truthful Tuesday (Update)
Crisis averted.
Truthful Tuesday
I really have to pee.
You know what really bugs me? Uncertainty. I think.
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Hey guys. This may be my last post.
It’s...
“Pains of love be sweeter far
Than any other pleasures are.”
– John Dryden
Truthful Tuesday
1. Whenever Truthful Tuesday rolls around I see everyone posting things and laying it all out and I want to join the party, but then I’m overcome with this great sense of paralysis. It’s a bit weird because nobody in my real life reads or knows about this Tumblr (that I know of), and the whole point is to be more open and honest. That being said, there are a number of details about...
You know when you're anticipating an email from...
…and you keep checking your Inbox, and then finally you see this:
Inbox(1)
…and you get all excited and you open your email….
…and it’s from some fucking website saying, “Hey, you haven’t logged in for a while. What’s up?”
Yeah.
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So yeah...
…..main laptop just died. Not pining for the fiords. Dead.
Thanks, Monday.
Just gave my askhole an enema.
What?
You started it, Tumblr.
swayinganyway asked: You've got something on your face...it's right above...yup. Right above your lip? Sorry to point it out. Just didnt want you to go in public like that.
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Um...
So, a little while ago it said I was following 100 people. Now it says 98.
I didn’t unfollow anybody.
Hopefully it’s just expired accounts or something. If not….lemme know.
aerissa asked: Dear Beefcake,
Show us your nipples?
Wait. That wasn't supposed to be a question.
Show us your nipples.
Show us your nipples?
Wait. That wasn't supposed to be a question.
Show us your nipples.
Somehow every time I go for a bike ride I end up going against the wind both ways.
Also, the Nugget was so quiet in the child seat behind me that when she coughed about halfway through the trip I just about careened off the road. Scared the bejeebus out of me.
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Yeah, I'm back...
…and I might even make some posts too.
You know, when the house-guests from last night return my laptop bag which they grabbed on the way out.
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Every time I see Brendan tenderly take hold of Rachel’s arms and look deeply into her eyes and say, “I love you.”, I throw up in my mouth a little a lot.
Truthful Tuesday
I suck at Truthful Tuesday.
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Men Wearing Red Found to Trigger Female Desire →
mentalextensions:
Something for the fellas. Every little bit helps right?
YES!
*ahem*
What?
The Death of Enthusiasm
suitwithsneakers:
I wrote this over two years ago, for a now defunct blog I ran with some friends. And I’m reposting it here, because I think it still applies, both as a reminder to myself and a plea to others…
“There’s a certain amount of self-centered perspective that all of us have, and being that we’re snobs/geeks/dorks about a lot of music/movies/books/etc., we tend to forget that not...
My craving for pie > My access to pie
RT @warrenellis: T-shirt Of The Month 004 is live: GODLESS SEX INFIDELS, at http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=10201
Anarchy & Scotch: 3D is the worst thing to happen... →
I started this entry late Saturday night/Sunday morning after we got back from seeing a late screening of Toy Story 3. The only showing was in 3D and, true to every 3D experience I’ve had, it sucked. (The 3D, I mean … the movie was good.)
I was originally going to systematically dismantle…
Nothing to add.
pikkutiikeri asked: You just don't like talking on the phone. Confess. What's so terrible about it?
