January 2011
Cold
You know that scene in The Princess Bride where Westley is strapped to the torture machine and Prince Humperdink comes in and jacks it up to full power and Westley screams in agony and it echoes all across the land?
That’s what my truck sounded like when I tried to start it this morning.
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The Axe Effect
So….I seem to be picking up quite a few followers lately. (Of course, “quite a few” is relative seeing as I’m not a Twitter/Tumblr superstar to begin with). It makes me wish there was some way of knowing WHY someone followed you. Did someone they follow reblog me? Did they just see my lovely mug in someone’s follower list and couldn’t resist? Did they find...
Fuck you, stock photos.
You are phony and soulless and terrible.
I hate you.
Me: Holy shit! How much rye is in this drink?
Me: About half.
Me: Half an ounce?
Me: Half the drink.
Me: AWESOME!
*self high five*
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The Words of Bill Adama Ring True Amidst Egypt...
comicscavern:
As with many things in the geopolitical theatre, the folly of oppression leading to revolt in Egypt seems to have been eerily predicted by Battlestar Galactica’s stoic man of the people, Admiral William Adama.
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wickedlytwiztid replied to your post: Watching The Expendables.
I couldn’t get into it, either. I usually like shoot em up movies, but that one just doesn’t do it for me.
I know what you mean. I used to love action movies when I was younger, but I seem to have a hard time with them these days. They just make me groan. And as far as I can tell, this wasn’t even a good action movie. The...
Watching The Expendables.
In retrospect, All About Steve…….not so bad.
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dryersheetsandfluffytowels:
Iris—Goo Goo Dolls
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Why must the greatest moments in life be so fleeting?
So, anyway, yesterday kind of sucked.
It was snowing. The roads were slick. I had to go to work.
Not that I hate my job. I rather enjoy it, but yesterday I had to write my own job performance evaluation.
I had to write my own job performance evaluation because my supervisor works about a 4 hour drive from where I live, he has no fucking clue what I do on a day-to-day basis, nor does he...
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Coors Light in a motherfucking can.
I can’t even drown my sorrows properly.
The Now
Physically: Alone; sitting in front of a computer in an empty office; someplace in Canada.
Mentally: Together; walking and exploring on bustling, slushy streets; someplace in the U.S.
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anarchyandscotch asked: DIE.
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Big Apple, are you sweet?
I have it on good authority that there is a fine Finn having a terrible New York experience thus far and I am hoping that the good attendees of SnarkNYC do their very best to ensure she has the loveliest of times once they are blessed with her company.
I’ll have a whole lot of love for anyone who puts a smile on her face. Extra points if you can show your work.
Thanks, and I hope all...
Is there anything worse than not being able to hug someone who really needs it?
Don't go outside: Bruce Lee on Limits →
seanbonner:
“Bruce had me up to three miles a day, really at a good pace. We’d run the three miles in twenty-one or twenty-two minutes. Just under eight minutes a mile [Note: when running on his own in 1968, Lee would get his time down to six-and-a half minutes per mile]. So this morning he said to me “We’re…
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If I don't reblog that I'm against something....
….does that mean I’m FOR it?
c-peterson:
trivition:
Apocalyptica - Hall Of...
What McDonald's Chicken McNuggets really... →
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WatchDid you know that there was a live-action Spider-man television show in the 1970’s?
Well….now you do.
The Nature of the Beast
I went 34 years of my life without ever really understanding what it meant to be jealous. I think it requires a powerful love towards something to feed it…..like oxygen to we human beings.
Jealousy isn’t a product of love, however. Love can exist without jealousy. Jealousy is borne of fear and insecurity. That insecurity need not necessarily be about oneself, though. It...
The Nature of the Beast
I went 34 years of my life without ever really understanding what it meant to be jealous. I think it requires a powerful love towards something to feed it…..like oxygen to we human beings.
Jealousy isn’t a product of love, however. Love can exist without jealousy. Jealousy is borne of fear and insecurity. That insecurity need not necessarily be about oneself, though. It...
Anonymous Trolls
I’ve been fortunate enough to not have experienced the anonymous troll problem, perhaps not surprisingly, as I don’t get many messages of any nature. But to those that do, if you know the identity of the troll, please share it. Don’t withhold publishing their name in order to try and be all classy or something. Because, quite frankly, if I follow that person…..I’d...
“Thought is real. Physical is the illusion. Ironic, huh?”
– Albert, What Dreams May Come