Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's... →
spytap: This is the best thing you’ll read all week. I mean, how can you beat quotes like this: Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world… The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the...
gaywalrus: They got my hair wrong.
If your show has a great title sequence, I will watch it every time, DVR or DVD box set be damned.
You cannot please my mother. If Jesus were her...
Mom: Well look who finally showed up.
Jesus: I've been staying at Dad's. You knew that.
Mom: Uh huh. And I guess your father's house is so much greater.
Jesus: I'm here now.
Mom: You couldn't shave before you came? I see you're still growing your hair out. One of these days maybe you could think about cutting it. And getting a real job. You can't hang out with lepers and whores forever you know.
Jesus: I love my job Mom. I'm really good at it.
Mom: Why don't you go change. Everyone will be here soon.
Jesus: I'm fine.
Mom: You're not wearing a robe. And where are your shoes? Jesus! Who wears sandles in December? Go change.
Jesus: Why don't I go downstairs and start multiplying the loaves and fishes. Maybe we could have a little wine? I can turn water into some nice Cabernet for you?
Mom: We already bought everything. Just go change, everyone is coming and you'll embarrass me if you're walking around like that. Put on that nice Polo shirt. And some khakis. You do have khakis right?
I may be buying my mother an e-reader for Christmas, and not being familiar, I’m wondering what your experiences are and what kind you recommend. Bear in mind that my mother is not very technologically capable and her current (laptop) computer is completely obsolete and not a preferable option for downloading the content. I’m leaning towards the Kobo. What do you suggest?
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I feel like it has been Thursday every day for 2...
I don’t know if I can take it anymore.
Some text to hold the place of what I was going to post before I forgot what it was.
I have a playlist...
…that consists of The XX, The National and Mumford & Sons. It’s great for Sunday mornings and coffee.
Pretty sure I just saw the REAL Santa in a denim jacket and trucker cap staring down the mall Santa with an, “Are you kidding me right now?” expression on his face.
…I can’t wait to change this avatar. Screw you, me! Stop pointing! It’s not polite! And you look ridiculous!
If you don't hear from me again after tonight....
…I probably died of salmonella poisoning from the worst chicken ever served in a restaurant that I ate this evening.
A Year In Tumblr*
January: Introduction, reblog, reblog February: Reblog, reblog, personal observation, reblog May: Reblog, personal opinion, askbox question, meme, reblog August: Reblog, personal opinion, music, meme, askbox question, askbox question, gpoy, meme, rant December: Gpoy, rant, music, reblog, gpoy, meme, confession, drama, taking a break Gpoy, askbox spam, music, reblog, tumblr rant, gpoy,...
Giving thanks for things is soooo last month.
Other classic movies I've never seen:
The Godfather Movies 2001: A Space Odyssey A Clockwork Orange The Deer Hunter Apocalypse Now Gone With The Wind Casablanca Citizen Kane Hobo With A Shotgun
Surprisingly, I've never seen Jaws.
What is the first film you think of when I say...
In my experience, the answer is relative to the age of the person asked.
When your mobile Tumblr app crashes in the middle of trying to catch up on a very deep dashboard.
Ultimate Fighter Words of Wisdom #1
“Defend your face!”
bourbonismycopilot asked: How do I get one of these comic book suggestions?