I hate this feeling of being sick. My head is completely plugged. I can’t breathe. I can’t speak. I can’t hear. Hacking constantly. I am weak and lethargic. I feel like a prisoner in my own body and I just want to break free.
Day 7 and counting.
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How many drugs do you think I have to take...
…until I think that I’m lying in bed in my pjs while Peter Falk reads me a story?
My immune system has a great work ethic.
I know this because I never get sick during the work week. Nope. Weekends and holidays exclusively. Thanks, Body. You’re a champ!
rolandslinger: shesaflightrisk: My driver for the day, he takes this shit far too seriously. Ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! I saw Jacob post this and watched it and was like “That looks like brokenpintglass!” and I was all WTF is he doing in San Diego, but then I figured it out because I’m smart and stuff. Also, this is awesome.
I’m starting a 3-day weekend and I feel like I’m getting sick. Because of course I am.
Drinking beer and watching a Barbie mermaid movie.
Your SnarkNYC is invalid.
It would seem my sphere of influence is small.
…like, 3 more votes and howtoshipyourdeadcathome wins some original Wolverine art. What are you waiting for?!?!
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A coworker of mine said that he thought he just saw Chuck Norris jog past him. I told him that ACTUALLY, he was spinning the Earth with his feet. (insert strutting stick figure dude here) (I’m on mobile)
It’s not that Chris Brown is categorically unforgivable. It’s more that he’s no...– VICE on Cord’s Chris Brown post (via ceedling)
I don’t know why my paragraph returns didn’t show up in that last post. That makes me angry.
And then… The opening scroll happens. “The taxation of trade routes to outlaying...– Liz Tells Frank Stuff She Forgot Happened In Star Wars: The Phantom Menace « Liz Tells Frank What Happened In… (via jaybushman)
Oh Em Gee You Guys!
I just found my virginity! It was right where I left it: in my wasted youth!
A guy at work was making fun of the fact that one of the Valentines cards his daughter wrote out was for a boy named “Galahad”. I kinda think that kid’s parents may be my kinda people.
Okay, so here’s what I don’t understand: foreign languages.
I was at a restaurant today for lunch (bookended by joyous visits to Wal*Mart and Costco, respectively). While at the restaurant, I got the distinct impression that one of the waitresses was checking me out. She wasn’t our waitress, but it was a small restaurant and not very busy. She was quite attractive, in her 20’s, light brown hair tied back in a ponytail. It’s possible I...
OH MY GOD THE DOGFARTS IM GONNA DIE!!!! This has been my 3000th post.
…I wish Missing e had a feature where you could light the corner of a post on your dashboard and watch it go up in flames whilst cackling maniacally.