May 2012
May 30th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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Ugh
Should it be “seized”? I don’t even know right now. I think I have sunstroke.
May 27th
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Seeking...
…volunteers to put their hands on my body and work out my muscles which have ceased as a result of playing 4 games of softball in 24 hours after having played 0 games of softball in the 12 years preceding that 24 hours. Happy ending not required. … Well, unless….
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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I’ve spent a good portion of this week at work moving furniture. I am not a mover. Preeeeeeetty certain that my lawn is on steroids. I just finished mowing it for the third time this season….and we still had snow a couple weeks ago. I think I kinda-sorta joined a rec softball team yesterday. First game is tonight. I haven’t played softball (aside from 1 or 2 games) since...
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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ListenListen
May 25th
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Tumblr Issues
Is it just me, or is anyone else’s dash only loading a fraction of the posts that should be there?
May 21st
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May 21st
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Alien(s)(3)
I’m not entirely sure if I’ve ever seen Alien. I’m relatively certain I saw Aliens, and I know that I definitely saw Aliens 3. I reckon I should consider getting on a (re) viewing before Prometheus comes out. Who wants to come over and watch them and hold me during the scary parts?
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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Listen More Than A Woman - Bee Gees RIP Robin Gibb
May 20th
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May 20th
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Sunday
There are some dudes in my backyard putting up a new deck for me. I’m not doing it myself for a couple of reasons: 1. I’d rather work overtime at my job doing what I know how to do and pay someone who knows constructiony things to do what they do. This also leaves my time free to spend time with my daughter and whatnot. 2. I hate math. That being said, I haven’t been...
May 20th
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Is there a way that I can just be drunk without having to bother with drinking all that booze?
May 20th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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Is it get drunk o’clock yet?
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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Really, dude?
You’re going to just stand there in this single stall washroom and watch my door while you wait for me to finish? Not cool, bro.
May 17th
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The first rule of Game of Thrones is you don’t talk about Game of Thrones. The second rule of Game of Thrones is YOU DON’T TALK ABOUT GAME OF THRONES! Especially that one plot point in the first book. You know the one.
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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I like Daniel Craig, but...
…Idris Elba should be the next James Bond, yes?
May 15th
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pikkutiikeri said: WHERE IS ALL YOUR FACE HAIR
I had to dispense of it. For reasons. But….circumstances might be such that I can begin to cultivate some again. Because really, anything that helps to conceal my face is a step in the right direction.
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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It's noon.
Do you know where your lunch is? I do. It’s already in my belly. Because boring work is boring. I give you this post in lieu of anything interesting or meaningful, because much like my lunch, I’ve got nothin’.
May 14th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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