Should it be “seized”? I don’t even know right now. I think I have sunstroke.
…volunteers to put their hands on my body and work out my muscles which have ceased as a result of playing 4 games of softball in 24 hours after having played 0 games of softball in the 12 years preceding that 24 hours. Happy ending not required. … Well, unless….
I’ve spent a good portion of this week at work moving furniture. I am not a mover. Preeeeeeetty certain that my lawn is on steroids. I just finished mowing it for the third time this season….and we still had snow a couple weeks ago. I think I kinda-sorta joined a rec softball team yesterday. First game is tonight. I haven’t played softball (aside from 1 or 2 games) since...
Is it just me, or is anyone else’s dash only loading a fraction of the posts that should be there?
I’m not entirely sure if I’ve ever seen Alien. I’m relatively certain I saw Aliens, and I know that I definitely saw Aliens 3. I reckon I should consider getting on a (re) viewing before Prometheus comes out. Who wants to come over and watch them and hold me during the scary parts?
More Than A Woman - Bee Gees RIP Robin Gibb
There are some dudes in my backyard putting up a new deck for me. I’m not doing it myself for a couple of reasons: 1. I’d rather work overtime at my job doing what I know how to do and pay someone who knows constructiony things to do what they do. This also leaves my time free to spend time with my daughter and whatnot. 2. I hate math. That being said, I haven’t been...
Is there a way that I can just be drunk without having to bother with drinking all that booze?
Is it get drunk o’clock yet?
You’re going to just stand there in this single stall washroom and watch my door while you wait for me to finish? Not cool, bro.
The first rule of Game of Thrones is you don’t talk about Game of Thrones. The second rule of Game of Thrones is YOU DON’T TALK ABOUT GAME OF THRONES! Especially that one plot point in the first book. You know the one.
I like Daniel Craig, but...
…Idris Elba should be the next James Bond, yes?
pikkutiikeri said: WHERE IS ALL YOUR FACE HAIR
I had to dispense of it. For reasons. But….circumstances might be such that I can begin to cultivate some again. Because really, anything that helps to conceal my face is a step in the right direction.
Do you know where your lunch is? I do. It’s already in my belly. Because boring work is boring. I give you this post in lieu of anything interesting or meaningful, because much like my lunch, I’ve got nothin’.